{"product_id":"off-script-parent-t-shirt","title":"I Brewed Something Better T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"277\"\u003eI Brewed Something Better – Unisex T-Shirt\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eThis one’s for the cycle-breakers, the quiet alchemists, the parents doing things differently, even when no one’s watching.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"279\" data-end=\"403\"\u003eI am NOT Like my ancestors; \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eI Brewed Something Better \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eIt's\u003cstrong data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"436\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e a subtle, witchy nod to unlearning, rebuilding, and choosing growth over inherited chaos. No lectures. No labels. Just quiet power. 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