Off Script Parent
Off Script Parent
Off Script Parent – Unisex T-Shirt
For the parents who didn’t follow the manual.
Because there wasn’t one.
And even if there was… you’d have written your own anyway.
The Off Script Parent tee is a nod to doing things differently — choosing connection over control, curiosity over compliance, and trusting your gut even when it goes against the grain.
Printed in bold retro lettering on a soft cream tee that goes with literally everything (school runs, coffee runs, emotional regulation runs…).
Fit & sizing
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Unisex, casual fit
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Long in the body (no awkward crop moments)
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Sizes: S – XL
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For reference: I’m a UK 8–10, with a chest that requires accommodating, so I wear a Medium because I like a baggy fit.
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Size down for a more fitted look
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Stick true or size up for slouchy, oversized energy
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Fabric & feel
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Soft cotton/poly blend (sensory-friendly, no stiff nonsense)
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Breathable and comfy for all-day wear
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Itchy neck tag removed because we do not tolerate discomfort here
Details
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Professionally heat-pressed design - by me :)
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Durable print when cared for properly
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Designed for parents who parent with intention, not a script
Care instructions
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Wash inside out at 30°C
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Do not tumble dry
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Do not iron directly on the design